IT'S....... THE KIDS
the unofficial, unhelpful, & unpaid employees of ATS
(skye/tattobot's dipshit moron cats)
🍑 PEACHES 🍑
aka "P" aka "LIL P" aka "PEACHES P"
• Millions of peaches, peaches for me / Millions of peaches, peaches for free
• very beautiful
• very aware of it
• tiny feisty girl!!!!!
• classic "holier than thou" cat attitude
• will ham it up because she KNOWS she's ADORABLE
• in the George and Lenny duo, she is a George
• would probably smoke cigars like a cartoon villain
• the ideas man, gets the other 2 boys to do her dark bidding
🌶️ TABASCO 🌶️
aka "T" aka "HONEY BOY"
• was a "spicy boy" as a kitten, thus Tabasco
• very much no longer a spicy boy
• instead: a CHUNKY TOASTY BOY
• so round, so soft
• just wants to lay down and receive pets
• teeny bit cross-eyed (adds to his charm)
• is dim, but a good boy!!! not naughty
• the Lenny to Peaches' George
• meows sometimes, beeps most of the time
• plenty of tummy to go around
🧀 HOLLAND 🧀
aka "HOWWAND" aka "ORANGE BOY"
• like Hollandaise sauce!! or uh..... this
• just...... an absolute dipshit
• no brains whatsoever, a complete and utter moron
• BUT SO SO HANDSOOOOME
• very big boy but not fat, just LARGE (purebred maine coon!!)
• playtime all the time every day time to PLAY
• wants to be your friend......... so that you'll play with him
• while Tabasco is a dumb but good boy, Holland is a dumb but VERY BAD NAUGHTY BOY
• in conclusion: Kelso from That 70's Show
if your order came shipped with cat fur on it...... it's from them. sorry.